An Irishman an Englishman and a beautiful woman


An Irishman, an Englishman and a beautiful woman are sitting together in a train. As the train goes through a tunnel it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! As train comes out of the tunnel the woman and the Irishman are sitting there looking perplexed. The Englishman is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. The Englishman is thinking, “Blast it, that Mick must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me.” The girl is thinking, “That Englishman must have moved to kiss me, and in the darkness kissed the Irishman instead and got slapped.” The Irishman is thinking, “If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Englishman again!!

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